What’s the difference between an Undead Male and 150 pounds of cow plop?
\nOne’s a disgusting, malodorous pile of disease-ridden filth and the other’s just manure. <\/p>\n
Why did the Gnome cross the road?
\nA mage polymorphed him into a chicken.
\n<\/p>\n
How many Blood Elves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
\nOne. He holds it up, and the world revolves around him. <\/p>\n
How many Orcs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
\nDuh… What’s a light bulb?<\/p>\n
Why are male trolls circumcised?
\nHave you seen the teeth on a female troll?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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