Warcraft Jokes

What’s the difference between an Undead Male and 150 pounds of cow plop?
One’s a disgusting, malodorous pile of disease-ridden filth and the other’s just manure.

Why did the Gnome cross the road?
A mage polymorphed him into a chicken.

How many Blood Elves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. He holds it up, and the world revolves around him.

How many Orcs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Duh… What’s a light bulb?

Why are male trolls circumcised?
Have you seen the teeth on a female troll?

2 Responses to “Warcraft Jokes”

  1. John Cowan Says:

    See also http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=75 (from http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/3/12 ) and the helpful explanatory comments.

  2. Warcraft Gold Guide Says:

    Vary interesting read :d

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